dildo faggins

a homosexual male; sometimes expressed as just "faggins"

--after Bilbo Baggins from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT

"Fuckin' dildo faggins..." --said under breath to oneself, refering to a gay man who has become a nuisance.

by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004

diddo

* acronym for dad I'd do
* male version of milf
a superior term to describe a hot dad because it offers easy pronounceability and is playground compliant

friend 1: look at that smokin' hot diddo!
friend 2: ditto.

by okle November 12, 2008

shit-dildo

When someone shits into a condom ties it off and uses the result to fuck with.

Uhh... now that my ass is empty tie off that shit-dildo and stick it back in... BITCH!

by Et's March 28, 2008

frozen african dildo

when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself

I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.

by lmaowords August 20, 2009

dildo butter

Lube Lesbians put on their Dildo's before they insert them into a dry vagina.

Someone who is really dry and has no sense of humor. They are the butt of every joke literally. Someone who is being used and taken advantage of.

Hey Dildo Butter! get your lame ass out of my car.

by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

Dirty Dildo

A dirty dildo is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to masturbate with said feces. The dirty dildo is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the rectum for some time to give it structure.

Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.

She slid her dirty dildo into her vagina in hopes to have an orgasm while finishing her dump.

by Vesper2069 January 20, 2011

dildog

A hot dog with a dill pickle on it.

"Hey man, let's get a dildog."
"Okay."

by Eric C. Vento February 21, 2009