Skip to main content

digital end

a) sad bunch of goth cunts
b) a really smelly shite
im off for a digital end
or
eughhh look at that digital end over there
by faithless August 19, 2003
mugGet the digital end mug.

digisalt

Digital Assault. Its a website. DigiSalt.net. Thinking of a name for my new awesome web site, i knew i wanted "digital...something". i looked over and saw a salt shaker. A legend was born.
"I'm gonna go get some cheap web hosting from DigiSalt
by Eric August 28, 2004
mugGet the digisalt mug.

Digital Slop

The art of taking a mediocre (or just plain bad!) image and turning it into a sell-able image through the use of photoshop actions or filters.

With the advent of turd polishers like kubuta, craig, rad and all the other overnight wannabes (and contrary to Butthead, Beavis...) you can polish a turd! They know you have no skill but want you to fork over your hard earned dough in hopes of being the next big hit (it smells like a nigerian make a million internet scam)!

Exposure, Shutter Speed...Blah, Aperture, ISO, white balance...Blah, think with your wallet Jimmy! Don't worry about craft or skill...just make money!

Take that crappy image, spend 5 hours in photoshop with actions and make it "pop"! (not to be confused with the original image which was poop).

A common practice used by debbie digitals and soccer mom photographers to make some money on the side until the kids get in school.
1.) I thought I was going to have to re-shoot that session but with a little kublota digital slop I'm a professional photographer again; wink wink.

2.) Did you see Tim's senior pictures? That Digital Slop made him look like a million bucks!!!

3.) Light meter...blah...who needs one, with digital slop I'm a Vgalleriawanabia!
by stinkbuttboy February 20, 2010
mugGet the Digital Slop mug.

digicuffs

Any delay in uploading or downloading pages, photographs, video, or data.
Sorry it's taking so long to upload my picture. It's in digicuffs.
by douglixny February 24, 2010
mugGet the digicuffs mug.

Digital Footprint

With your digital footprint, you can died miserably, either by committing suicide (due to extremely embarrassing footprint) or murdered (due to extremely provocative and agitative footprint)
by Sir. B February 9, 2021
mugGet the Digital Footprint mug.

Digitarian

One who occupys a computer.
Tell the librarian to make this digitarian share the computer with us cybertarians.
by hokypoky December 3, 2010
mugGet the Digitarian mug.

Digital Whore

Middle aged woman, usually blonde and from South Africa, but speaks like a posh bird anyway. Likes to slut it up on MMO games in the evenings while crying over a bottle of cheap prosecco.
Hey you digital whore, go I to the real word to do your whoring
by Killerabbit November 5, 2018
mugGet the Digital Whore mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email