Diet Ass’plosion

When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.

Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass

by HappyFrankBb July 17, 2018

dethirstified

When you are thirsty and all of a sudden something intense happens and your not thirsty anymore.

I got thirsty so, I looked in my fridge and pantry to see if I could find some water but there wasn't any. Then that's when I remembered when we went grocery shopping the other day they left the case of water bottles in the car. So I go out to my mom's car to get a bottle and right before I open the door I see this big spider on the car. As I saw the spider I thought to myself ”the water can wait”. I got scared and ran back to my moms room. I told her what happened and I said I saw the spider and became dethirstified after seeing it and didn’t need anymore water.

by Alaury October 27, 2018

Diet+

more diet

Is being on a diet to normal for you? If so try diet+!

by DoggoOnTheInterweb February 16, 2019

Dethnic Reap

A Deathnic Reap is from a YouTube animation called Eggland by youtuber Buterbal in which you exert power beyond you limit but the downside is if you go to far or use it to long you will die.

HE ACTIVATED DETHNIC REAP!!!!

by Ya Foolkin Hardsexual Yeet March 4, 2019

Diesh

Ka-pow.. karate move.. power move

Dont make me diesh you in the throat

by Wolly45 August 2, 2019

Diet thot

When a girl acts like a thot, but isnt willing to have sex unless she is in a relationship.

Guy : damn did u see jenn flirt with cleavage showing she is such a diet thot.

by Twiggy6969 December 30, 2019

Diet Spoda

A wigger, or white person who acts black; originating from spoda, redneck slang for a black person, from "You ain't 'spoda be coming round these parts!"

"Pull up your pants, you fake-ass mall gangster. You ain't nothin' but a diet spoda!"

by PrisonChessNetwork February 29, 2020