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depression food

something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.
Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.
by xxalex March 2, 2021
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Depression Confession

When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.
“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”
by pearl<3 October 29, 2021
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Depression Speedrun

The act of watching A24's The VVitch, The Lighthouse, Hereditary, and Midsommar. Can have movies added and re-arranged to make harder.
"Hey is Jade okay"
"It's hard to say, she just did the Depression Speedrun"
by rigbygender January 30, 2022
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depression presents

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or something like coffee/clothes/snacks/etc. The goal of a depression present is to make life the recipients life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents rose to popularity due to their ability to save money in the long run by preventing costly mental heath emergencies. This works by taking l action to prevent depressive episodes from worsening by taking steps to better ones mental heath before it gets bad through emphasis on self-care practices and the valuation that small changes/ gifts can have a big positive impact on one’s mental heath and make it more worth living.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023
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Depression Present

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.

The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023
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Depression Whore

Those types of people who are "sad" and "depressed" and play the ukelele and sing in the most monotone voice possible on YouTube for views, attention, and ad revenue. You know, that type of person who every time they open their mouth it's something to do with darkness and their (obviously fake) depression.
"Ugh, that girl is SUCH a depression whore. All she ever talks about is how her life sucks and no one loves her. But it is SO obvious that she is just doing it for attention!"

"Can you stop being a depression whore, Molly? Seriously, NO ONE is buying your fake depression and edgy comments."
by razzberryroyal February 25, 2019
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depression confetti

When you're depressed or otherwise upset and you cope by tearing something to shreds, therefore making confetti
Monday was really rough, but I felt a little better after making some depression confetti.
by Ailim October 26, 2017
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