Disney Daddy

The guy with the sweetest plum.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice

Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.

Tony is the Disney daddy. He landed Kat
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.

Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.

by Tonythetiler January 22, 2022

Daddy shank

He is the one the only daddy shank it the boys locker room so Shout our to daddy shank

Daddy shank walks in

Bois Daddy shank!

by Daboys123321 February 5, 2020

Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".

At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*

by dabruce September 6, 2019

Daddy Sprite

Bud Light Lime’s alias. This fruity excuse for a beer is not for kids or the faint of heart. It’s the beverage of choice for New Balance and hiked up white sock wearing dads everywhere.

Slogan: “Obey your dad bod. Drink Daddy Sprite.”

by ThatFriggnGuy July 10, 2018

Daddy dominic

A big strong man

He is my big daddy Dominic

by Hahahattt January 16, 2019

dank daddy

Instead of a man giving you money for Sex/Love, he gives you weed

I got a new plug, he's going to be my Dank Daddy from now on

by SabinaCigBottle February 16, 2017

Orange Daddy

Meaning Trump. During the election, Milo Yiannopoulos made everyone feel uncomfortable calling Trump "Daddy" & "Orange Daddy" and it was one of the highlights of the 2016 election cycle.

"Orange Daddy will not be responding to questions from CNN!"

by Suck it bitch13 January 11, 2017