When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
Get the Dutch Landing mug.The act of having sex with a midget. In which you lay down and the midget gets on top and your friend/partner lifts the midget up and down. Similar to the dutch rudder.
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Get the dutch threesome mug.When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
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Get the Dutch Inhaler mug.I totally opened the fridge to Paul's Dutch Igloo this morning.
Mike's Dutch Igloo turned all of our produce brown.
Mike's Dutch Igloo turned all of our produce brown.
by tallmangram January 22, 2019
Get the Dutch Igloo mug.A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
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