The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Good Luck Charlie defense

When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do

Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”

by Will4021 October 25, 2023

Mu Qing Defender

Niki from Karma

"Mu qing did nothing wrong, I am a mu qing defender through and through, live laugh love mu qing"

by Sachi Mcdickweed November 17, 2023

Hall Of Fame Defense

The Take Down Gang Ally Way.

TDG plays Hall Of Fame Defense

by keke032 January 6, 2024

Department of Defense

Department of

Department of Defense,

Department of Health & Human Services
Department of Labor

Department of Agriculture
Department of Veterans Affairs
Department of Interior
Department of Transportation
Department of Justice
Department of Education
Dept of Housing & Urban Development Department of Homeland Security Department of Energy
Department of Treasury
Department of State
Department of Commerce

U.S. Marine Corps, Department of Navy & Department of the Army. Department of Defense, Department of Natural Resources AKA Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful BKA Blue Heron Learning Center also a job of the Law of Nature. City of Ridgeland, SCDNR, USMC

Department of Defense, as the U.S. Military Spouse, Military Brat, Military Dependent, Military Cadet and Civilian Military

by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, February 4, 2024

the Hunter Defense

As zainy of a legal defense as Bird Law, the Hunter Defense is when you know the outcome, but refuse to acknowledge it, because it did not go in your own favor.

Garrett used the Hunter Defense when questioned about losing a foot race to a slow white guy, so he could avoid lifelong embarrassment.

by Matthew2131 February 23, 2024

Toilet Tower Defense

Shitler Penwer Gayfense is the most mediocre, garbage, and Brainrot game in all of roblox history. it includes weird, and delusional kids with brains turned to chewed food. It also includes low-quality towers, gamblers, and p2w assholes who are also a kid who stole their mommy's credit card.
Shame on the GOAT's TDS and TDX for statpadding shitlet penwer gayfense

TOILET TOWER DEFENSE IZ OLD AND THE BEST GAME ON ROBLOX!!!!! THEY HAVE BETTER MOGGING THAN TDS

by TTDis_shit May 23, 2024