pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.

"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"

by The_bunny_definer April 23, 2018

i want to cry

You want to cry because you are sad or you are bored or you are very bored or you just saw a disturbing image

A dude: I want to cry
A dude2: Why
A dude: because i am super bored

by coolcoolcool1234 October 30, 2021

rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

dont cry, craft

This refered to an april fools day by two youtubes: Daniel Howel and Phil Lester.
This was used as a meme.

Anna: *Cries*
Jessica: Dont cry, craft

by Phil's flower crown. October 15, 2017

1-0 Cry

A term used by gta 5 faggoteers that think using the orbital cannon and oppressor mark 2 means you have skill when really they just jack off to 5 year lolis in their roach infested basement with Cheetos stains all over their hands and cock.

This stupid fucker is orbing me he sent me a text it says 1-0 cry hold these Lzzz I’m up forever

by 123thatsenoughniggersforme March 15, 2023

Crying Out Loud

COL means specifically Crying out Loud.

COL/Crying Out Loud can be used in only one way: "My friend just died...I'm COL!"

by COL May 10, 2014

guy cry movie

A movie that guys cry when they watch it.

Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.

by H.E. Pennypacker May 6, 2006