cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.

That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.

by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022

Cricket

A person that talks about you all day long but when you're around they have nothing to say

I saw David earlier at the store and he was hating on Ned. Then Ned came around the corner and David stopped talking real quick.....David is such a cricket...

by JonahWills May 29, 2022

claim cricket

A derogatory term usually attributed to a white person of middle class means who lives in the Midwest region of the United States especially where people boomed for gold.

The dirty white boy wasn't nothing but a privileged claim cricket.

by DeadPegasus666 June 1, 2022

Cricketing

The better word for crickets chirping. Screw saying "crickets chirping" that's lame as hell say crickets cricketing.

Guy 1: "Yo dude you hear those crickets cricketing last night?"
Guy 2: "Do you mean chirping?"
Guy 1: "No?"

by JamieMcK05 December 7, 2021

Cricket style prolapse

The act of getting on all fours with your ass arched up while simultaneously having an anal prolapse caused by extreme meditation and insect penetration.

Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.

by Elvira bulma December 7, 2021

Jiminy Cricket

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word

**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!

by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022

crickets

silence so deafening all you can hear is the crickets chirping

Mom: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
Me: **crickets**

by BlindOracle November 4, 2021