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Jiminy Cricket

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word
**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!
by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022
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crickets

silence so deafening all you can hear is the crickets chirping
Mom: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
Me: **crickets**
by BlindOracle November 4, 2021
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Cricket Man

The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.
Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.
by AuntieMC October 10, 2021
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Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.
"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."
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Diamond cricket

Diamond cricket is a bitchy sport mainly women play or underdeveloped kids
Oooo lets play diamond cricket im hitting first
by Allen wilbert October 18, 2021
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plug cricket

A boppa who bounces plug to plug for something for the free
Y’all see that boppa ova there at D.C.s she a Plug Cricket
by Discount cocaine 420 September 9, 2021
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butt crickets

an unknown sickness caused by giving babies cow milk
great now my kids are gonna have butt crickets
by skankbosslady September 13, 2021
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