Crab Hammer

The act of binding a persons hands and feet or until the person is totally restrained, then a crab or any other crustacean with pincers is inserted into the pants (crochial region) and is let loose, preferably angrily, after this is done there must be punching of the croch which induces pain (sometimes pleasure) and also increased anger to the crustacean.

Billy wouldn't give me my damn tree fiddy so we decided to give him a good ol' fashion crab hammer!

by Ultad January 13, 2008

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Get the Crab Hammermug.

smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

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Get the smashed crabmug.

reverse crab

while having sex, both partners are on all fours, belly up, and join sphincters so the male may shit in the female's anus or vagina, or the male may use a partially excreted fecal phalus in place of his penis.

I pulled out and turd fucked her with a reverse crab.

by vuducat January 6, 2008

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