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Country Music

Music that only Southern rednecks, Appalachian hillbillies, and a few farmers could love. The instruments, the lyrics, and especially the vocals are awful and ear-shattering.
If you love listening to god-awful, Southern, countrified droning, along with twanging guitars and occasional banjos, then this crappy music is 4 you. But if you're like me and everyone else, then I suggest you get away from it unless you desire to become one of those people or have your head explode.
So many damn rednecks are always getting riled up at these KUNT-tree concerts.....or they love to blare it on the radio while doing that retarded Muddin'
by Ryan August 13, 2004
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countryhumans

Personified countries, similar to countryballs but humanized. Without the weird ass nsfw art of land masses fucking each other it's an ok fandom. Hated on by random motherfuckers on the internet with nothing better to do
Person1: Hey have you heard about countryhumans?

Person2:Oh that thing? Stay away from questionable shit and you'll be fine
by oijfeoijdaoijdwaoijdwajida March 19, 2019
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Country music

A deadly disease that spreads throughout america. It has taken the lives of 50 million people.
by Balls Obama June 17, 2022
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Low Country Boil

When one's ballsack dips into the toilet water during defecation; typically an accident, though other cases have been observed.
This morning I was taking a shit and surprised myself with a Low Country Boil! My balls are STILL shriveled up!
by GingerKill October 20, 2008
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Big Country

A larger then average male who is sloppy and breaks everything.
Big Country came to the party last night. Now I have 2 lamps and a window to replace.
by EHT June 19, 2011
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Country Girl

not always from thesouth (trust me)
loves
muddin
fishin
shootin/ huntin
loves country music
and a good ole down to earth sweetheart..... well until you get her angry that is
you see that country girl over there/
yeah , I wouldn't get on her bad side if I were you...
by countrystr0ng March 31, 2016
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country singer

Used to express extreme frustration in a public place, or anywhere where swearing may not be socially acceptable.
Emphasis should be placed on the word "country"
Firas went into Chuck E Cheese's balls maze to get his son out, upon realization that he dropped his car keys in the maze he yelled out "Country Singer!"
by fizzle23 October 9, 2008
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