Creeper Cosmopolitan

A total creeper with a sense of style or cute/hot.

Girl 1: Oh my God, check out that total creeper that has been checking me out on myspace. At least he's a Creeper Cosmopolitan...

by Simi Leaann Shiloh April 15, 2009

COSMOFO

Cock Sucking Mother fucker.

Guy: Hey Whore!

Girl: Fuck you, Cosmofo!

by Cosmofo April 20, 2009

cosmopotamus

A highly prevalent subspecies of the cosmetician family, which is characterized by it's robust physical stature, known colloquially as the fat hairdressers. Often seen wearing mostly black.

This morning I witnessed the migration of a group of immature cosmopotamuses as they navigated their way down the alley to the hair dresser school.

by boobybobbler January 14, 2010

Commons

It means whoever wrote spicy and niggers on the definition to commons is gonna get ducked up if they say some gay shit like that don't be a racist ass

Fuck you homo ads biffs you ain't know shit bout commons or niggas darker then you bitch ass

by Alex elias hernandez August 20, 2017

Cosmo

A name for someone who believes that power is the only way, however he is also a loyal friend if you treat him the right way, he has three main features Anger and greed and loyalty

To describe a person of these qualities

“You’re acting like a total Cosmo’’

by Millyfnaf June 4, 2018

common sense

an urban legend from the days of old.

y'all ever heard of common sense? oh wait it's 2019 dab on them memers lmao jk kms hahahah 😩👌

by Get the fuck up February 9, 2019

Common sense

Even if you dont have a law degree, or a background in criminal justice, common sense tells you that it's unlikely somebody will still be breathing after their airway has been restricted for over 8 minutes. If you've been on a guys neck for a long time, you dont tend to forget his airway has been restricted by a lot of your body weight for a long time, especially not when he's reminding you by saying he can't breathe. 8 minutes is not 2 or 3 minutes, enough time has passed by 8 minutes that adrenaline has stabilized some, especially with an alleged suspect in handcuffs the entire time, and other officers there to assist you in keeping the alleged suspect restrained. The question you would think a family pressing for first degree murder would ask is not whether the death was intentional (since theres not really a way to unintentionally kneel on someone's neck for 8 minutes, 2 or 3 minutes or so might be unintentional if the alleged suspect still dies), but whether any of the actions of what came before the arrest were premeditated, such as the alleged counterfeiting call and what events lead up to the arrest.

First degree murder is premeditated, that's simple enough, not all murder is first degree. Running over an animal on the road is usually an example of unintentional death, it's an accident and usually accidents happen quickly (though there are people who would run one over and claim it was an accident, most of the time it is an accident). Spending 8 minutes taking a life isn't something you usually do by mistake though, that's all common sense.

by Solid Mantis June 3, 2020