corroner

A mean-natured hobgoblin who sneakily drives around in a huge black station-wagon in the dead of night, and uses his evil acidic breath and piercing death-ray eyes to tarnish and rust (i.e., "corrode") your metal toys that you left scattered in the back yard instead of bringing them back inside in the evening like your mumma and daddy told you to.

Tearful second-grader with a somewhat-outspoken personality: I just don't get it --- during our post-lecture Q&A-session today,, I asked the policeman who had given our class an anti-drug message to arrest the local corroner for making my Tonka toys rusty, but he just smiled tolerantly and turned away without even addressing my request, then calmly asked my other classmates if they had any questions. And yet just moments earlier, the cop had specifically and emphatically stated that he was "our friend", that he "cared deeply about us all", and that we should always talk to him if we had "any information that could help in 'catching the bad guys'" --- well, a huge heapuh good HE seems to be doing, if he didn't even care about or feel inclined to follow up on a hot tip that a student had given him right then and there! Wonder if maybe he himself is actually IN CAHOOTS with the corroner, and so they BOTH had wanted my toys to rust! Well, if that useless unmotivated blue-suit has any kids of his own, I hope that THEIR toys TOTALLY CRUMBLE INTO FLAKY BROWN DUST --- maybe THEN he'll listen to me!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Corcoran

A Corcoran is someone that wears a cock-ring while jerking off

"Sometimes I like being a Corcoran."

by Java Joseph May 17, 2022

Large Corporeal Manifestation

The politically correct way of saying Fat

The woman at the McDonalds had a Large Corporeal Manifestation

by Kizzycocoa September 18, 2019

Media/corporate appointed voice

The voice of an entity that tries to speak for other people without anybody requesting to have a voice. Someone there to deprive everyone else of their own voice, but says they want to give everyone a voice by being their voice.

The girl wanted to be the voice of a neighborhood she wasn't even from, which was highly inflammatory to people who really were from there. They didn't feel like they needed a media/corporate appointed voice that wasn't their own.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

Corporate fascism

Dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, as well as strong regimentation of society and of the economy administered by corporations; Capitalism

Aww man, this corporate fascism just busted every union in my state. There goes my social security...
I was a free country once, until I took corporate fascism to the knee.
The setting of Cyberpunk 2077 is a dystopian civilization run under corporate fascism.

by Degetei September 14, 2020

corporate goth

Person who dresses slightly more conservatively than a mall goth. Usually found in a corporate environment. Think black clothes and caked on makeup.

Astrid was sweating so much in the meeting her makeup was staining her corporate goth attire.

by Dennis O'Reilly May 25, 2006

corporophage

One who eats faeces.

For some reason, some dogs are corporophages. That is, they have corporophagia.

If you have this problem, see your vet about tablets/pills that will address this behaviour.

If you know a person like this, they may have more substantial issues.

by Brian Tristam Williams May 22, 2005