Corporate Comedy

Celebrity stars usually from Vine, Tiktok, or Youtube who produce mediocre comedy skits toward children on as many platforms as possible in order to generate income.

1: "Hey have you kept up with (insert viner here)?
2: "Oh yea they switched to youtube but are more active on tiktok. It's a great example of Corporate Comedy."
1: "not surprised"

by mochadork February 24, 2021

corporate serfdom

When you work for a corporation that treats you no better than a serf in the Middle Ages, it is corporate serfdom.

My boss is a witch - I swear if I had cancer, I'd still have to work. It's corporate serfdom!

by Siouxise Eileen November 19, 2022

go corporate

grind hard on the weekdays and get those results first, before you cut loose on the weekend

Mark: Ready to get smacked this weekend?
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.

by basicblondebitch June 2, 2018

corporate ladder

a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.

neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?

tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!

by timmytootoes February 14, 2008

approval from corporate

When a man is just about to ejaculate and the woman stops everything she is doing, grabs his penis and squeezes to prevent the ejaculation.

John: "I'm going to ejaculate..."
Mary: *Grabbing John's Penis* "Not until you have approval from corporate..."

by CanioTheRapper January 13, 2011

something corporate

A band whose name describes every fiber of their musical being.

I want to go to their Italian villa in Rome and throw a brick through the the window of their Maserati, the rich fucking bastards.*

*I'm not sure about the villa, but I'm sure they have one.

by Deathfuckingmetal May 8, 2005

concord

A generally upper class town in Massachusetts, which many people confuse for drug-infested, worse-than-Acton, better-than-Bedford or having the same spelling as concorde, a jet built for supersonic travel. Its entry into urbandictionary.com apparently drives people into fits of misspelling.

Henry Davird Thereaough lived in concord, massechusettes.

by MacP September 16, 2006