When a woman suddenly takes complete control of a man and yet still refuses to have intercourse with him.
He is so whipped by his girlfriend but she is having a Coochie coup d'etat and won't give up the poon until his birthday.
by Begforclementimes November 25, 2013
Get the Coochie Coup D'Etatmug. by xxgabbiexx August 10, 2008
Get the hoochie coochie mammamug. A bitch of the loose cootchie variety is one of the sluttiest manners mankind has ever seen. Loose coochie bitches are sluts, whores, and females with a generally loose vagina.
by mrlovesdinosaurs March 19, 2010
Get the Loose Coochie Bitchmug. Sandra: do you think rens got a coochie stain mohawk.
Sumer: what the hell looks like he was the toilet paper for someone who was on their period.
Sumer: what the hell looks like he was the toilet paper for someone who was on their period.
by -Pebblesz December 14, 2009
Get the coochie stain mohawkmug. Every first Monday of every month pads, tampons, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and all coochie products are free.
by coolepicchild December 27, 2020
Get the National coochie daymug. A very intense competition for young men to go hunting and compete for the best coochie on planet earth. Who ever finds the best quality coochie from a female carnivore wins.
Molly Wop: Yeo bizzy you tryna go on a coochie scout competition
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then
by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021
Get the Coochie Scout Competitionmug. It is the seasoning you put on yo gurls vagina to make it taste good, also used to make head somewhat enjoyable. Comes in lube bottles.
by Tony the pedo uncle December 8, 2019
Get the Italian Coochie Seasoningmug.