Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend December 11, 2011

blinking contest

the opposite of a staring contest

yo, im having a blinking contest

by kzli216 February 12, 2012

eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Klan convention

What it looks like at Wal-Mart in rural America.

Damn bro! I'm not going to Wal-Mart, it looks like a Klan convention in there.

by Jeff C. February 28, 2005

Fucking contest

Where different couples compete to see how long they can fuck and people bet money on the winner.

John and Kathy won a fucking contest.

by Deep blue 2012 September 22, 2009

Pie Eating Contest

A lesbian orgy

My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.

by cloudedview August 1, 2008

furry convention

A fun place where furries will gather to fun and do horny things ,make friends, buy stuff and DON"T EAT THE PIZZA THERE there is a lot of fun thing to do there

Jerry: hey dude do you want to got to a furry convention with me

Joe: sure, do you think they will have pizza there
Jerry: DON"T

by ALL.THE.SINGLE.FURRIES. May 16, 2022