comasexual

A man with his brain in his dick, often homophobic.

I don't pick up men for intelligent conversation, I'm just interested in comasexuals.

by oliverthered August 9, 2013

cocmast

Not to be confused with a misspelling of Comcast. Cocmast is a covert abbreviation of the term "cockmaster" (see definition) for use in a formal or public setting wherin penis garglers may be found. Upon spotting of said dick destroyer, person A will expound to person B the severity of their "cocmast" bill in relation to the perceived level of the spotted cockmaster's cock mastery.

Bob: "Hey Bill. how much do you think this month's cocmast is gonna be?"
Bill: "At least 150 dicks--I mean dollars."

by kewlbeanzdood November 7, 2013

coma toes

When someone in a coma has their feet "fall asleep", can't wake up to fix their blood flow, and their toes turn blue.

1."After my car crash, the next thing I remember is waking up 2 days later with the worst case of coma toes ever!"

2."Man you need to eat better, you're too pale. Look at your feet man, you look like you got coma toes!"

by thisguy2222 December 7, 2016

comanche cum

Shooting a big load of jizz.

At the Asian massage parlor, the masseuse speaks the words "Comanche Cum" after he pulls out with a condum full of jizz.

by Comanche February 17, 2017

Coma-ing

The act of going into a coma

He started coma-ing

by Jerimaigha October 9, 2018

Commack

A town fill with Burgers

Commacks soccer team is a bunch of burgers.

by Robroberto_Ajscouson November 1, 2019

Colma ca

Small town just south of San Francisco. Probably best known for a large memorial gardens which is located there.

Colma ca- where there are more people living under the ground then there are on top of. The ground.

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021