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Irish coma

Alcohol-induced sleep
Mike drank so much last night he put himself into a Irish coma.
by anonymous May 21, 2023
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coma-toast

what happens when you smoke too much good weed.
"ha ha dude, i smoked so much weed last night my brain was coma-toast
by the real max power February 9, 2010
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Futon Coma

The state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. A person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.
Fred: Yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.
by jd4_7 November 24, 2011
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Sad coma

Sad coma
One form of clinical depression, when a person is depressed to the point of immobility, unable to get up and do the functions of normal daily life.
"What's up, dude? You haven't been to classes or the dining hall for three days."
"I'm in a Sad coma, man I'm deeply bummed out. I can't think, I can't eat, I can't even get out of my room.
Dude, this is serious. You need to get help. Lemme give you the number of my therapist. I've been where you are, and he really helped.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou February 16, 2019
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spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.
by james short March 21, 2007
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comms girls

aint got a place of there own so they beg it wid tech, 2 faced bitches who lie wen confronted don't get me weong they r all safe wen on tthere own especially sarah and zara but the rest of y'all need to 'fix up look sharp'
by on a need to no bases September 19, 2003
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Comme ta mere

Girl1 : "You're a tit"

Girl2 : "Comme ta mere"

or

Girl1 : "You're a tit"

Girl2 : "So's your mum"
by jaaaaaaaaaan November 23, 2009
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