Columbine

The worlds sexiest thing to ever happen to mankind. Containing the two sexiest people.

Amanda: Did you see Eric at columbine he is so hot
Lilith: I prefer Dylan

by Sexydaddy1999 January 22, 2018

Columbo's Mac

Cockney rhyming slang for cack (shit, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from the iconic image of the T.V detective portrayed by Peter Falk who always wore a beige rain Mac.

Fuck me, where’s your toilet?, I really need a Columbo’s Mac.

by Notorious O.T March 17, 2004

Columbus High School

a shit liberal arts school for people who think theyre smart and better than everyone else. Columbus HIgh School is filled with all the wannabe stoners, vaping pussies, and circle jerkers in the Columbus GA.

Ah fuck you go to columbus high school? sorry i dont talk to people who eat semen for money.

by CuntSuckler January 7, 2019

phallic column

The penis is considered the phallic column.

Most men have phallic columns.

by Rofoman May 10, 2006

columbian handshake

During a 3 way, the two givers put their hands in both ends of the receiver and give each other a handshake somewhere in the middle.

-How did she die doctor?

-I'm afraid she was Columbian handshaken.

by south_park_columbian October 30, 2013

Christopher Columbus

An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face

"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "

by P84 February 11, 2013

Columbia University

Ivy League school located in New York City.

Loves: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, illegal aliens, communism

Hates: Minutemen, ROTC, US military personnel

Columbia University's student body is really out of touch with the rest of the country.

by Wisdom! November 5, 2007