Chocolate slut

Feeling like you've eaten too much chocolate.

"Jackson ate too many mini chocolate bars, which made him feel like a chocolate slut"

by Rewb August 17, 2011

White Chocolate Surprise

A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.

"Did you see that video? Max Hardcore does a white chocolate surprise on that bitch."

by Emmzee March 19, 2008

the chocolate stuff

Low grade Marijuana, also know as dirt. It is so low grade and old and dry that it is brown instead of green. The only way to get any kind off a buzz out of it would be, to smoke half an ounce or more, non stop out of a bong, but since nobody wants to taint their bong with something so nasty, it ends up hand rolled in a flavored blunt to add a hint of flavor and to get a buzz off of the tobacco because that dirt aint getting any real stoner high for more than 30 seconds by itself. The reason it is called the chocolate stuff is that some potheads like to have names for their grass, and even a shitty batch needs a name to make it interesting especially to pot smokers who only normally smoke high grade hydroponic weed, and have to be convinced to try something that may have been green in 10,000 B.C. but currently looks like a tumbleweed mixed with chocolate cake batter and crushed pine cones.

Carlos: Did Justin have the Greens?

Ralph: Nah, I had to go to Fat Pat and get the chocolate stuff.

Carlos: I aint putting that shit in my pyrex

Ralph: Nah, we're gonna take the chocolate stuff and put it in the vanilla thing.

by ScaldedDog July 31, 2009

chocolate chaser

A person of non-African descent who exclusively or nearly exclusively seeks romantic partnerships or sexual liasons with persons of African descent. See also Yellow Fever or Asian fetish for similar fixations.

Robert De Niro is such a chocolate chaser.

by JSNYC May 10, 2006

Chocolate Sundae

A meal consisting of a scoop of ice cream placed on the butthole of a sexual partner. Whipped cream may be used if ice cream is not available.

Damn...handel's aint got shit on the chocolate sundae i had with sam last night.

Dude friendlys should add the chocolate sundae to their menu.

by sop4life April 3, 2009

Chocolate Push Pop

The uncircumsized penis of an African American male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.

Jeff picked up a chick at the club and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Chocolate Push Pop until he blew his load.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

chocolate rainbow

All possible shades Black people can appear in, from Colin Powell to Wesley Snipes.

The Huxtables were a chocolate rainbow.

by PBMax November 7, 2008