The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.
by Didaskalos January 24, 2021
Get the Chicago Hot Dogmug. Sam what are you going to tell your wife when she sees the Chicago bow tie that the stripper left on you?
by vince lloyd November 3, 2010
Get the Chicago bow tiemug. When one deficates on a girls chest, and proceeds to titty fuck with the crap on the chest, looking like a Chicago Chili-Dog
by George Schrimk June 27, 2006
Get the chicago chili dogmug. A bitter, vengeful baseball fan consumed by their own rage over the decline of their 2005 championship team to mediocrity
Worldsirius, Shysocks, Melodal2, Angryhippie, Hoodafakowie, Base Balls 1-27, etc. are all Chicago Chokesox fans
by Donald Meyers September 21, 2008
Get the Chicago Chokesox fansmug. Somewhat like the cleveland steamer. A chicago shuffle is taking a poop on a girl's chest during intercourse. Then using your ass to smear the deuce down her body like a dog does on the floor, while wiggling your ass side to side.
by the boner police November 6, 2012
Get the chicago shufflemug. When ya girl gives you a blowjob, but your ween is in a hot-dog bun with
Mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog).
Be careful with this one, no one wants to go to the hospital from a bit d*ck.
Mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog).
Be careful with this one, no one wants to go to the hospital from a bit d*ck.
by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017
Get the Chicago Style Blowjobmug. by jfinna mac April 12, 2010
Get the Chicago white soxmug.