The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

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Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017

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The John Cena

The John Cena is when a girl is riding you, and you start to cum. She doesn't know as you are yelling as loud as you can "U can't c me"

I was fucking this shawty last night , she rode my dick like a wave pool. Sh started to orgasm just as I was cumming in her that. I gave her the John Cena and started yelling "U can't C me"

by Dutch Bologna August 17, 2018

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tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

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Basically, if your running away from TommyInnit and you die and then he commits drug crimes, you are running from the man cena tiger. However, it is much more complex than that, you must first retrieve the invisible penis which will save you from world hunger. Don't do drugs kids and make sure to kill CG5.

TommyInnit: I am here b*tch
Me: Ahhh! Run from the man cena tiger friend
Friend: Ok, but we must retrieve THE TUBBO!

by Little Alien Who Despises Drug August 2, 2021

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