Memory Card

When a person's alibi for doing something wrong is that they don't remember. OJ's Lawyers played the race card. Some play the memory card.

When I asked Colleen about breaking my windshield, she played the memory card and denied knowing anything about it.

by ts15210 January 21, 2010

Cardboard Coffin

Noun. The cardboard box that Microsoft sends to Xbox 360 owners, used to mail the Xbox 360 to a repair center safely and back.

My 360 broke so I had to call and get a Cardboard Coffin.

by InitialDeer October 8, 2008

cardenated

When someone's friends draw stuff on you (such as penises) or to embarrassing things to you (no not that thing...) and take pictures; then they erase it from your face and make you think nothing happened. Later they show you the pictures in front of everyone, embarrassing the hell out of you.

"Check out these pics, Bro!" - bro 1
"HAHAHA, oh wait, is that me?!" - bro 2
"Yeah, you just got cardenated!" - bro 1

by avecsellers July 1, 2010

cardboard sliding

the act of using a flattened cardboard box to slide places; i.e., down hills, down stairs.

He didn't need a skateboard or sled, he could go cardboard sliding down the hill on that box the new washer came in.

by helen1929 January 28, 2013

Cardboard-Poostick

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

by Lady Shitcakes October 15, 2017

cardasha

She is a beautiful person ,she always speaks her mind even when out thinking about it , she is a loyal girl, also never outspoken

Cardasha is really strong minded isn't she.

by Unbotherd November 21, 2017

Cardamom

A green delicious seed that is used in many ways. It has an amazing smell and taste usually used in coffee. If you want a better taste try breaking it .

Kevin: how do I make my coffee taste better
Sarah: just add some cardamom to it

by Summer Gray June 5, 2018