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The feelings card

A dialectic counterattack, primarily used by females when arguing with their male counterparts, in which some or all statements previously made in the conversation are retroactively labeled "feelings". This Jiu-Jitsu inspired verbal maneuver thus renders all valid points and rebuttals made by the victim moot, nay less than moot, in fact all those rebuttals have now been turned into an unprompted offensive attack. And in argument, it is the attacker who "loses" the match.
Mark: So my girl told me that I was asshole because I forgot our first anniversary yesterday. I pulled out the concert ticket from our first date which proved our anniversary is next week and said she was being rude. Then she pulled the feelings card on me, she said that regardless of when our anniversary really is, she still felt forgotten and felt like i was an asshole, and now i was a double asshole for calling her rude and stomping on her when she was already hurt. FML!
by mckwistonator July 20, 2012
mugGet the The feelings cardmug.

Bush Card

Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.
1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.
by NuggetOfSins August 28, 2017
mugGet the Bush Cardmug.

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.
Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021
mugGet the Gift cardmug.

Card tag

Passing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.
I got stuck near the end of the line in the card tag for Holly's birthday. Tag, you are it!
by repptile March 30, 2009
mugGet the Card tagmug.

Ace of Cards

1: you see Jerry over there?, he's the ace of cards of our group
2; agreed
by Uno Ace Cards May 19, 2021
mugGet the Ace of Cardsmug.

VD card

Virginity Dropped Card. Once you exchange your V card for sex you are left with a VD card and the V card of your partner (if he/she was a virgin)
Dude I cashed in my V card to this slut, but I didnt get any V card in return from her , instead I was left with a VD card!!
by yo mom eh gai February 19, 2018
mugGet the VD cardmug.

card house

A house where people go to gamble their money in card games such as poker or Tonk which the house gets a percentage out of each winning hand.
My uncle Flip runs a card house from his home to supplement his social security income.

My grandma would invite local construction workers to her card house on their pay day.
by Mackendeez October 24, 2017
mugGet the card housemug.

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