pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.

Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?

by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022

Card Kitti

a kid who animates Warrior Cats on the internet. yeah, thats it.

"Wow, Card Kitti really simps for Jack!"
"But she doesn't have a crush on him anymore?"
"....she's a simp."

by Cardus Kittus June 25, 2020

Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018

M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 21, 2010

Card tag

Passing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.

I got stuck near the end of the line in the card tag for Holly's birthday. Tag, you are it!

by repptile March 30, 2009

vanity carded

When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.

I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!

by SuperTerri November 7, 2010

Ace of Cards

the best person out of a group

1: you see Jerry over there?, he's the ace of cards of our group
2; agreed

by Uno Ace Cards May 19, 2021