captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.

have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!

by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011

Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...

'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'

by Wicket June 13, 2005

squad captain

The leader of a squad, who everybody listens to

I wanted to go to mcdonalds, but squad captain wanted burger king so we went there instead

by pullinalldem December 3, 2014

Captain Harlock

Determination ...

Captain Harlock is hope and determination

by King Tarek November 23, 2021

Captain Miss

A man who misses a girls lips on their fist kiss.

Guy 1: "Dude I Missed our first kiss."
Guy 2: "HaHa i now dub thee Captain Miss!"

by SirSprinkleToes April 6, 2014

captain cornflakes

Someone who really does not like the n word...

I said the n word on Captain Cornflakes stream, karma is an n word

by I am a fucking cunt March 1, 2017

Captain Chromosome

1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded

"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"

by DinoLG September 3, 2021