Captain Kneeus

Originated from the great Amarkus Edward “Kneeus” “Captain Knee” “Big Knee” “Kneeboy” “Lil Dark” Brown.
Look at that nigga kneeus over there.
My BOY CAPTAIN KNEEUS IN THE BUILDING!
by Capt Knee November 12, 2020
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captain debauchery

a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him

beware of his weakness vodka.
by burninoil January 03, 2012
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Captain Sparklez

A name used to describe someone with the ability to move their hair line at will.
Person1: Wow that guy has the ability to move his hair line at will

Person2: Yeah he's a Captain Sparklez
by Hombre_de_papa May 16, 2022
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Captain China

The Captain of any team who personally doesn't do any work. Usually named Larry or something
Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
by Penisass3465 March 30, 2019
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Captain Cohad

Captain Ahab's nephew's horse, known for being wider than he is long. Also, pseudonym of Little Mikey from Life cereal
Who is that? Captain Cohad, new guy.
by PriapicExpectations March 12, 2015
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Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
by Devonwolfman February 25, 2022
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Captain Diabeetus

A superhero created for people with Diabetes
Teen - “ Mam look am Captain Diabeetus”

Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin
by Floppy sticks September 23, 2018
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