Inspired by the great Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is a depraved sex act in which a gigantic moose head is mounted over the stanley cup and then used as a seat for the female during intimate times. Then Grade A Canadian Maple syrup is poured over the private parts of the loving couple for extra sweet lubrication. Finally the contents which spill into the Stanley Cup during copulation are consumed at the the end of the festivities with a hardy yelp of "HOW'S ABOOT THAT CANADIAN HISTORY?!". An oil painted portrait of Stephen Colbert hung next to the moose head is optional.
-"Dude I had to take aboot five showers to get the sticky off from that crazy Canada's History last night."
-"I pulled off the nastiest Canada's History with your mom last night."
-"Thank god for Stephen Colbert or we would not have Canada's History."
-"I pulled off the nastiest Canada's History with your mom last night."
-"Thank god for Stephen Colbert or we would not have Canada's History."
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Get the Canada mug.a. (adj) crazy about Canadians, displaying extremity in characteristics of a Canadaphile;
b. (n) sound made by a Canadian baby.
b. (n) sound made by a Canadian baby.
Bob: That girl's so Canagaga I'd swear she'd drop to her knees in front of a dozen Canux a week if she could find 'em, eh.
Cliff: Must be smokin' some of that Canadabis, eh? My kinda girl... <nyuk> <nyuk>
Cliff: Must be smokin' some of that Canadabis, eh? My kinda girl... <nyuk> <nyuk>
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Well lets just say she practised canibalism.
Well lets just say she practised canibalism.
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