Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
Get the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug. Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!
by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023
Get the Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?mug. by 7568ino November 2, 2023
Get the I can't believe you looked that upmug. This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.
by fuckmedaddyohiloveyourdick May 14, 2022
Get the Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitismug. Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
Get the I can't fucking breathemug. I spread syrup on my girls ass so I could eat it, and then have anal...but it tickled so much she taped out with a CAN'T JAMIMA....also known as the STICKY TICKLE....
by Sick Em D November 3, 2022
Get the CAN'T JAMIMAmug. How that's not the case...
Derp "I can't see how that's not the case!"
Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"
Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."
Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."
Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"
Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."
Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
Get the I can't seemug.