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Can't-Afford Cop 

the worst kind of cop there is. Very controlling and authoritive, the kind that will beat your ass for speeding 5 MPH over the limit or stand in the middle of a busy street at 10am in a dark blue uniform and expect not to get hit.

They were made famous in the alternate version of "April 26, 1992" by Sublime, where the lyrics show disdain towards their kind.
Officer Leroy beat me up just for rolling dice in the alley, he's such a can't-afford cop.
Can't-Afford Cop by jarvisrolt June 12, 2011
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Can a bitch get a donation? 

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.
Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

can i borrow your red pen 

A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed
You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)

You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk

can i get a bum of those patatoe chips 

this means that your friend wants some of ur patatoe chips
BILL - hey bro , can i get a bum of those patatoe chips please ?

Tyrone - sup bro , yeah sure

can friends kiss 

Friend 1: Hey wto kiss me
Friend 2: Yes of course
Friend 1: Wait? Can friends kiss?
Friend 2: Tes because that is normal
can friends kiss by Saucy F8 December 2, 2020