Cupcake with Icing

Following through when farting your cupcake, soiling the hand.

The cupcake with icing smeared him in the face good

by Begerman February 09, 2007

Irish Cupcake

While a person is asleep fill their mouth with whip cream, after completing said task continuously insert your penis into the mouth.

"I gave my girlfriend an Irish Cupcake!"

by P. Do Phil E. October 25, 2011

All up on my Cupcakes

When a guy hits on a girl.

God Sarah, that guy was all up on your cupcakes!

by BL April 07, 2005

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda February 11, 2012

all over it like a monkey on a cupcake

To be the first one to jump in on something.

I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!

by BL April 07, 2005

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake.

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

by abart May 01, 2010

I Like you, Have a Cupcake -Copypasta-

A copypasta I made from the trending audio! Use it however you like.

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I👁like💪🏻y o u🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
EHH😰😰EUUGHH😓😓😓AAEEEGGHH😰😰HUUEEYUGJHH😨
I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁

I like you, have a cupcake -copypasta-

by h3h3_B10TCH August 20, 2021