1. "Crystal symbolizes something clear or precious and derives from "krystallos," which is the Greek word for ice." - thebump.com
2. "A piece of a homogeneous solid substance having a natural geometrically regular form with symmetrically arranged plane faces. " AKA "A rock" - Google Definitions
3. CRYSTAL METH!! MY FAVOURITE
2. "A piece of a homogeneous solid substance having a natural geometrically regular form with symmetrically arranged plane faces. " AKA "A rock" - Google Definitions
3. CRYSTAL METH!! MY FAVOURITE
1. There she is! Isn't that Crystal?
2. What crystal should I buy? Rose quartz or Jasper?
3. Pass dat crystal meth woulda?
2. What crystal should I buy? Rose quartz or Jasper?
3. Pass dat crystal meth woulda?
by peewater September 23, 2022
Person 1: Hey man you saw what crystals bf (cay) did last week?
Person 2: What did he do… this time.
Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD
Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then
Person 2: What did he do… this time.
Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD
Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then
by cayyyy February 05, 2023
Crystal is a funny, calm girl. She probably is dating Malakai, and likes stuffed white bears named Puffy. She loves sports, especially softball.
by JayBird-Jamie March 30, 2022
Crystal is the best person in the world, she deserves everything and anything, she is cute, adorable and best of all, SHE IS MINE, i wish crystal the best of luck in the future because someone as amazing and beautiful as her is bound to succeed
by Phantom <3 May 18, 2024
the baddest bitch yet known touch foot on this earth. Crystal is the most perfect girl in the world face card check, body teaaaa, bbl bblinggg she zont play. She is the biggest troll and will clown you and your mom again clock it. Make sure to do your homework on crystal thankyouuu clock it
ohhhh myyy goshhh crystal is the baddest bestest beautiest girl ever you can’t replace crystal CLOCK ITTTT
by unknownkisskiss June 17, 2024
Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022