Open up a bag of chips

the odor of a fart; to foul up the air

Damn man, did you open up a bag of chips?

by Phunhog February 4, 2009

What's the haps on the craps?

What's going on? Or What are we doing today?

Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?

Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.

by graphxman July 14, 2006

BLUE CHIPS

When a college tries to bribe star highschool athletes to joining their team. This comes either in the form of a fat check, several fat checks, a nice ride, some incentives and so forth.

Funny how Terry rolled up in a new SUV when his family can barely afford their house bills.

by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003

Clips

A concatenation of cunt and lips. A man or woman who thinks that they are gods gift to the world. Typically they have very little social awareness and tend to make everyone around them hate them. Irresponsible and prone to preying on younger individuals of the opposite (or same) sex.

Guy A: Dude, Clips just got fired at work.
Guy B: How completely unexpected. What did he do now?
Guy A: Had sex with an underage girl at work.
Guy B: Figures the only pussy he can get is the impressionable kind.

by Who's Awesome February 4, 2010

Crapsack

secretly taking someone's backpack away, only to take a shit inside it before giving it back zipped up

Timmy was rather vexed after his girlfriend crapsacked him for not putting the toilet seat down

by Deanyeager January 23, 2010

Chicken and Chips

A northerners term for a loved one or someone who is very special to you, usualy female. For example, wife or daughter. Used when adressing the person directly.

"Hey, 'chicken and chips' do you fancy going to the pictures later?"

by Blueracoon June 30, 2008

craps

a Dice game

let's play craps amigo

by ac April 25, 2004