The Desi connection theory

The theory that every Desi within an state will somehow be connected through one person or another

“Bro, how do you know every Desi kid from my first grade class, I lived 3 cities over”

“It’s the Desi connection theory”

by YumiYumiNoMi January 10, 2023

Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts

Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck

by BIG T 49 July 9, 2023

Mitsubishi Air Conditioner

Essential price of 2000s kid childhood. brings extremely fond memories to kids

Boy: YOOO omg is that a Mitsubishi Air conditioner???
Girl: What do you mean? looks normal to me.
Boy: Wow, someone didn't get raised right DAMN!

by Eman1530 January 24, 2024

The Epstein and Hawking Connection

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking

The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.

by zekolonon March 20, 2024

hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 7, 2024

flying air conditioner

If you ever get your hands on a flying sir conditioner then you should always try to find a way to shit on it while flying in the air.

Boy: Oh no I shit my pants on the flying air conditioner! 😔
Girl: That's great! You should always try to shit your pants on a flying air conditioner!

by shrekluvsdonkey March 15, 2025