Connectionship

The way in which two or more people are connected, the state of being connected.

In contrast to friendship it excludes emotional relations.

In contrast to relationship it excludes committing relations.

Person A: What do I need for my own business?
Person B: You'll need talent, a tax number and connectionship.

by WLAN__ November 17, 2015

Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Trash-Collector

Person whom you designate to break into your home after you die and clean out and dispose of all the embarrassing shit you'd never want your friends and family to find.

My Trash-Collector has promised to grab all my porn and condoms out of my apartment within 6 hours of my death.

by your_new_friend June 1, 2010

Tesco connection

when your playing a game on online and someone has a really crap connection and lags up the game.

Guy 1: hey join my game on cod

Guy 2: Okay
(game starts lagging)
guy 1: ugh you got tesco connection

by ZzeerFax August 13, 2010

Stupendous confectionary

A simply ravishing lady with a delectable arse

Oh my did you see that lady Tony bought back from Gambia

Why yes, stupendous confectionary if you ask me darling

by Cazmataz September 27, 2019

market correctional facility

During a market correction, the psychic prison to which those normally on the 'outside' are sentenced. The farther stock prices fall, the smaller, darker and colder their corner offices appear, and the more desperately helpless they feel.

Watching stock prices plunge, for reasons beyond anyone's control, the new prisoner confronted his fear of being forced to live like all the other poor inmates, locked in the market correctional facility for life, his one-percenter's luxuries a fading dream of the golden past.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

vinyl collector

an excuse for millennials or gen z people to think that they are quirky by spending their life savings on a piece of plastic just to play it on the cheapest suitcase player known to man

"hey man i'm a vinyl collector"
"ok idgaf"

by mrsquidward1257 February 22, 2023