camel rider

one who has sex with a pregnant woman in a her third trimester.

As a seasoned camel rider, it was no shock to me that my wife's water broke during sex.

by metro east bastard October 14, 2006

camel spider

A real-life head crab. These things are huge they jump at your face, scream and then eat you.

Oh God a fucking CAMEL SPIDER!

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

hungarian camelback

While you are giving a girl anal sex and you pull out your penis then spit on her back to make her think that you ejaculated the when she turns around "bam" cum in her face.

i was doing this chicklast night and a gave her a hungarian camelback

by chris and nic April 25, 2006

camel tickler

Person who induces gargalesis in an even-toed ungulate, previously confined to a flatbed truck, with the goal of evoking what is (often erroneously) perceived to be laughter in said creature. An integral part of a camel tickler's task is to make unintelligible, puerile sounds while executing above action, thus ensuring the hilarity of the ritual.

Camel tickler: Ooh coochiecoochiecoochiecoo!
Camel: GWRAAAHHHHHH!

by zendak January 9, 2011

Queen Camel

A very ugly woman who thinks she is hot. Always has her hair did, and nails did. She thinks she is always right. She thinks she is the life of the party but everyone wants her to leave.

Look at that Queen Camel! She shows up here everynight and thinks she's the shit!!

I can't Jackie left with that Queen Camel the other night! God she was busted!!!

by Hippy 911 May 17, 2011

sex camel

Someone who doesn't want to fuck you very often. They seem to be fine and get lots of mileage out of their occasional sexual encounters.

"I thought you were with Jeremy?"
"Yeah.. we fuck but I need it way more than him .. he's such a sex camel."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

camel 9s

a type of cigarettes.
come in pink and green menthol.
very delicious.
girly light cigs.

yo.
go buy me some camel 9s cuz im only 15!

by Hayley2729 April 26, 2008