Road head is sucking a guy off while he's driving. Hazards include decreased concentration in recipient of said blowjob, risk of sticky white stain on pants if your girl isn't a swallower, and of course getting caught by a cop
—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—
Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.
Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.
Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.
DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!
Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much
—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—
Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.
Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.
Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.
DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!
Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much
My boyfriend plays Backroad by Corey Smith in his truck when he's in the mood, so I curl up in the seat with my head in his lap, pull out his huge dick and suck it like it was the last blowjob of my life. He scratches my back, pulls my hair and slaps my ass because he knows what I like. After he cums down my throat, he pulls me up to him and kisses me, and says "damn baby, that was the best road head ever! I almost said the L word!"
by Setting_the_record_straight February 3, 2015
Get the Road headmug. by Gerard Irick December 14, 2009
Get the hot headedmug. A person with a high hairline at the top of their head, extending their forehead 3 numbers up. (Five head, Six head, Then Seven head.)
by Dandroid May 16, 2007
Get the 7 headmug. Head Swell means when someone becomes very cocky about something and they feel like nothing can happen to them. They up doing things out of pocket like cheating, or over bragging because one feels like “good” things can’t be taken from them.
Example #1: Oh I just took some nigga bitch, she bad asf and she feens over me bro 🤣 I got her on lock
My nigga don’t let your head swell bruh.
Example #2: I’m lowkey cheating but she’ll always come back to me at the end of the day 🤷🏾 ♂️😂😂 so I’m not even worried
Bro.. you letting your head swell like you’re untouchable and everything you do doesn’t have a consequence 😐
My nigga don’t let your head swell bruh.
Example #2: I’m lowkey cheating but she’ll always come back to me at the end of the day 🤷🏾 ♂️😂😂 so I’m not even worried
Bro.. you letting your head swell like you’re untouchable and everything you do doesn’t have a consequence 😐
by 50zMon007 February 13, 2020
Get the Head Swellmug. Someone who is clueless, bears stupidity that is incomparable, and is a genuine abomination to society.
by Hayd23 November 6, 2013
Get the Wham headmug. People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.
by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021
Get the John headmug. by meat curtains December 13, 2007
Get the head treatmentmug.