Bruce

Slang for friend

You left your mate, that ain't your Bruce.

by Mxrphyy September 4, 2021

Bruce

A friendly general nickname, can be used for strangers or best friends. Bruce is used in the same context as bro, mate, pal etc. Best used in very short interactions.

Can you pass me my drink Bruce?

by ClipperBirmingham August 3, 2019

Wesley Bruce

Wesley Bruce is the most awesome person you will EVER meet in you ENTIRE life. He’s intelligent,caring and sweet. Plus won’t break your heart are purpose like other guys. If he breaks up with you it’s for a very good reason. Plus his humor and looks are worth a million dollars. Ily 🥰❤️

Girl 1: Omfg he’s so mine!
Girl 2: NO MINEEE!
Me (his gf): Uhm hell no back off!
Girl 999: Omfg he’s totally a Wesley Bruce
Wesley Bruce: awesome guy to be around

by Brook Nunya December 8, 2018

McCoy Bruce

He is very nice and very caring has a big penis and knows how to use it very good and will only use it on his girl

O is that McCoy bruce
Yea he is hot

by person 67 November 11, 2019

bruce glenn

Bruce Glenn (aka country blumpkin) is the greatest NHL series hockey player of all time. Bruce is the creator of the windmill deke, and the most defensive player always on the ice.

Bruce Glenn is a great accountant!!

by Nhl#3 February 5, 2023

Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.

That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.

by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.

Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?

by That ass July 22, 2022