Baby birding

The art of baby birding requires a liquid, either water or booze, being drank by one individual and spit into another individual's mouth for pleasure and shared enjoyment.

I got so tanked last night. I couldn't refuse a single baby bird. Baby birding gets me everytime.

by Spitfam May 16, 2014

penis bird

A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......

Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?

Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation

The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation

by markunami March 20, 2007

Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.

I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010

baggie bird

a plastic bag stuck on a tree, branch
baggie bird, singular
2 or more plastic bags etc in the trees, baggie birds

a baggie bird is a small plastic shopping bag that get stuck in trees, there are seen mostly in city trees and bushes also along highways, also party balloons and other type of stuff that gets caught in trees.

the baggie birds are very active today because it's windy

by fernand carlo April 27, 2011

Mine that Bird

Outdo yourself.

Newby Jake: "I've got a sales presentation against 4 veterans."
The Boss: "Mine that Bird, Jake.

by GRoberts May 5, 2009

Moses Bird

A Bird at the San Diego Zoo that watches over all the other birds in its aviary.

The Moses Bird sat watching all of its fellow birds eat merrily.

"Let my Birdies Go"

by General Howard January 11, 2009

flappy bird

A smartphone game designed in hell by Satan itself. It consists on helping a tiny bird who can barely fly, make its way through a forest of supermario's green warp pipes. It may looks easy but it's difficult as fuck.

-He's been playing with on phone for about half an hour when he suddenly bursted in anger, throwing his new phone against the floor shouting like a mad about some birds and pipes.

-What's your score at flappy bird? 8. How did you did that?!? I tried for about an hour and i only scored 3!!!

by jimmytriplesec February 9, 2014