the bible

People who’ve made definitions of the Bible, make fun of it, make it sexual, or call it fictional.

Now the question is how would you feel if something or someone you loved kept being called a stupid slut/pervert who doesn’t even say anything true over and over for generations?

Most of you would say well I don’t care, but I want you to know that when you make fun of the Bible and God you are only making Jesus come back faster.

You may despise the Christian religion and believe that they are just a bunch of idiots who listen to an idiot bible and God. But that doesn’t give you the ability to change the truth. You can believe what you believe but you cannot change the truth. So the best definition of the Bible comes from the Bible itself: “The word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12 Also the Bible says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” The Bible is a bunch of revolutionary stories, testimonies, poems, and songs all collected into one powerful book.
The world: “the Bible is trash none of it makes any sense whatsoever”

God: “you don’t make sense whatsoever…I give you everything and still you mock me:(“

The world: “whatever suck it up

God: “that’s it here you go” *gives Jesus*

The world: “AHHHHH MERCY ON US PLEASE”
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The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.
Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????
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The Bible

Ironically, an atheist's most powerful weapon.
"The Bible, when read as it is, is the most potent tool to reinforce atheism."
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the bible

something people exaggerate over
its all fictional
im from Romania and the word "The Bible" annoys me every fucking day
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By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
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Holy Bible

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.
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Bible Of Pop

"Stripped" by The Voice Of A Generation, Christina Aguilera. The Grammy winning album remains iconic since it’s release. It influenced pop forever and every main pop girl who’s come up since, cites as an inspiration. NO ONE can top it!
"What are you listening to? I’m listening to The bible of pop"
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