behind the glass

Something that is present or happening that you are aware of but that you can't (or choose not) to touch or be involved with.

I told the homeowner that her leaky faucet was behind the glass as a carpetenter. She should call a plumber.

by April1865 April 12, 2023

Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."

"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"

by Poopoo Consumer June 1, 2023

bahongachongas

A nice set of breasts.

That chick has big bahongachongas.

by smitty1104 June 18, 2023

Beholding

Beholding is the act of dramatically holding out your hand and framing someone in your fingers to get a better view. This is typically done when tripping hard on mushrooms.

"Stop Beholding me!!!!"

by Davidyatesyates July 10, 2023

Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023

Bedonk

When a person is being really silly.

Jessica: Did you see Eric last night? He was acting bedonk!

by DaMannyManNAMEDmanMan August 4, 2023

bahongaladoos

Another word for boobs.

Wow! Dude she's got MASSIVE bahongaladoos.

by LVVEUU August 24, 2023