land beaver

A dry vagina

I tried to have sex with her last night but she had such a land beaver I couldn't.

by 126Selly January 13, 2016

Beaver Dam

Female equivalent to "cock-block"

1. Jessica totally beaver-dammed me last night.

2. Don't be such a beaver dam.

by spooks22 May 5, 2014

beaver waxer

the process of geting your vagina waxed

i just got my beaver waxed at the beaver waxer

by luv toy May 24, 2006

beaver crotch

a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.

boy - "did you go to the swim meet last night?"
girl - "yes and i saw jessie's beaver crotch!"

by iloveshavedpussies December 9, 2008

Muddy Beaver

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.

We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.

by Capybara Madness February 7, 2010

Angry Beaver

When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.

That crazy chick tried to do an Angry Beaver on me after I dumped her on Christmas!

by I'm gonna get you! January 3, 2011

cunt beaver

1. Another stupid insult meaning absolutely nothing intelligent.
2. A beaver that lives in a cunt.

Dan: "You ass clown"
Amanada: "You cunt beaver"
Dan: "Cunt badger, wrong fuzzy animal"

by A. Cross, J. Cross November 5, 2006