I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.
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She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.
After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.
After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
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