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witch bitch

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.
witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum
by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023
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Wicked witch

A nasty rude ass money hungry sluty whore who has all that bad shit, I'm talkin, she got STDs, Herpes, ebola, all that shit, she's also a crackhead, and she smokes
I was driving home last night and then I saw a wicked witch on the side of the road who asked me if a wanted a blow job for $20, I said "hell no, I ain't tryna get STDs or whatever the hell you got", and then I drove off
by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023
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cock witch

Somebody who can’t keep a dick outta their vigana.
by Cock witch April 29, 2020
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witching hour

Period that occurs hours associated with macabre and supernatural moments, after 12:00 AM and the time between 3:00 AM to 3:59 AM.
by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025
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Scarlet Witch Era

The point in your life where you've been pushed around by people and by life well past your limit, so you decide that enough is enough, you're going to focus on yourself and your goals, give people the same energy they give you, and you no longer care if you become or be looked at as the villain. This usually happens well after you've tried to be reasonable. You can go in and out of this era, but this era is usually an intense one.

Named after Wanda Maximoff's arc in Multiverse of Madness.

Concept created by @brenttheleprechaun on TikTok.
Nat: Hey, what happened to Lydia? She was so sweet and kind. Now she's acting like a villain.
Bruce: Oh, you didn't know? She's in her Scarlet Witch Era now.
Nat: What was the last straw?

Bruce: Who knows? But she told me she's been reasonable for long enough.
by infinitygauntletwitch August 13, 2022
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salami witch

talula when she plays w ur whole salami (salami #6 specifically)
talula: I was tried in the salami witch trials
me: damn that’s crazy
by talula johnson June 27, 2021
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Witches brew

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night
by 3littlewindowsills June 9, 2022
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