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An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.
Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman
by Matthew Cameron August 16, 2008
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Batman gag

When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)
He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!
by Batman Gagger December 9, 2008
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BATMAN

ONE WHO PUTS A BAT OR BATS IN MOUTH.
For example,BATMAN LEO PUTS TWO BATS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH THATS so BATMAN
by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008
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Batmanie

(adjective) when something is a lot like batman or when someone/something is being/acting like batman
Gerald: Cool Costume man. Your supposed to be Batman, right?

Dewie: Duh! Yeah that's what I am. Isn't this costume so batmanie?

Gerald: Totally dude! You are so batmanie stylish.
by caity and nicole January 3, 2009
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Batman Schmeh

A phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. Variants of this phrase such as "Batman crunch schmeh" "Crunch Man Bat Schmeh" or "man crunch schmeh bat derp" are also commonly used for variety.
I heard these two retarded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming "BATMAN SCHMEH" at each other and then at the cars on the road.
by violentTardface2.0 March 4, 2011
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Bareman Swag

The best word used to describe the Sparrow Lake Camp LITs in july of 2011. it basicaly means you have a lot of swag!
Cabin 12 boys: We have Swag!

LITs: Ya well we have Bareman Swag!
by ...question mark August 14, 2011
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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