Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

Batmaning

The act of fucking around doing harm than good.

He is batmaning withe me and that is not acceptable

by Bodigad March 31, 2024

Batman

Batman is a superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and debuted in the 27th issue of the comic book Detective Comics on March 30, 1939. In the DC Universe continuity, Batman is the alias of Marc, a wealthy Trinidadian playboy, philanthropist, and industrialist who resides in Gotham City.

Marc is Batman
He will always be Batman
Marc is the Dark Knight

by Meejikopen google uper April 25, 2023

Batman

Batman one of the best superhero’s his superpower is that he’s rich and that he has a fine ass

Wow look at Batman he’s Rich and DAMN look at that ass

by Batman’s ass March 6, 2022

Batman

Some Rich Orphan Who’s Probably A Furry

“Oh Shit! It’s Batman! *Presses The X Button And Does A Fear Takedown*”

by among sussy pizza May 11, 2022

Batman

He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.

Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.

Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.

Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.

*a random thug yells*

Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!

-30 seconds later-

Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

*Batman right behind him*

Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.

Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*

by TheManThatWillBreakYou November 17, 2013

Batmaning

To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.

person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"

by The Real Batman_1972 July 9, 2015