Wank Barrel 

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.

I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.

Wank Barrel by jayc33 December 13, 2023

Cracker Barrel Baptism 

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

Cracker Barrel Baptism by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism 

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

Cracker Barrel Baptism by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism 

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

Cracker Barrel Baptism by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

Barbarrian Barrel 

It rolls over and damages anything in its path, then breaks open and out pops a Barnbarian! How did he get inside?!

The barbarrian barrel is usually used to piss off people in clash of clans.

Barbarrian Barrel by Theodore J. Kazynsky March 25, 2024

Moon Barrel 

When someone bends over and gives you a view of there elongated asshole.

Awe... man.... joe just got out of prison and he bent over in front of me and I seen what they did to that man's ass and it had been moon barreled.

Moon Barrel by Surfster69 January 11, 2025

Goblin Barrel 

A term used to describe a nut sack

“yo dude what did you do with your girl last night”

I dragged my goblin barrel on her face

Goblin Barrel by harry goblin barrels May 12, 2025