italian barber

1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.

2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow you load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.

Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!

by Joey G-Spot January 4, 2008

Mark the Bagger

A God among us. One of the very few baggers left on this Earth. He has blessed us with his presence. He usually appears randomly and when he does, it is pure magic. Some say that he lives here often. He is of short stature but he's always packing. As a womanizer, he leaves no prisoners. Mark usually appears on The Howard Stern Show and captivates us with his unusual voice. People will go as far to say that Mark the Bagger has fucked Based God's bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Mark the Bagger?
Guy 2: Yes! The legend! He's a god.
Guy 1: I heard he fucked Lil B's bitch.
Guy 2: True!

Mark the Bagger is the last known example of a viking warrior in modern day America.

by saltyorangejuice March 19, 2014

barbercore

A barbershop quartet that scream (like hardcore) rather than sing in different keys

"that barbercore band was tight tonight they had some good pits"

by Jerremy November 8, 2006

Badger Leap

The act of leaping over 4 full rows of seats in a van to grab a bare breast while driving down the freeway!

Teal performed a flawless badger leap while in Fairbanks!

by JDash January 22, 2009

vadge badgers

1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 4, 2005

Thug Banger

1. Gang bangin' thugs who love to hump and rump err ova the place.
2. A word to call a black person when you pissed off at it.

Synonyms: Jigaboo

1. Damn thug banger be gettin' err up in my wife's fallacious twat.
2. Get off my lawn you damn thug banger's and Jigaboo's! Live in your box elsewhere!

by Yung Bong December 25, 2008

roller banger

a person who has a sex fetish with people in wheelchairs

"That girl was such a roller banger. I cant believe she fucked Lieutenant Dan."

by Sweet Leaves September 23, 2009