Bald

Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.

Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2024

Bald

Alpha bio

Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now

by Alpha bios child69 July 25, 2022

bald er er

people named steven and alex. another way to say ur gay but more

“shut up ur bald”
“shut up ur bald er er”

by qtfrick May 04, 2020

bald water

When you're BALD.

lmao ur so BALD WATER. go get some hair, trash L.

by March 15, 2021

Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.

Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.

by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023

bald ass honkey

a bald she-male

Joe: what's that over there
Mike: that's a BALD ASS HONKEY!

by Joe Noe May 06, 2016

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023