Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD

Bruce Springsteen is a daddy

by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022

Bruce Wayne’s Pocket

An illegal move in tic-tac-toe where someone forms a line with their letters to make a U shape.

Dude, you can’t pull a Bruce Wayne’s Pocket, it’s against the rules

by Tatters04 May 17, 2025

Bruced

To get fucking roasted on the TL, or elsewhere.

Did you see young boy Lucas over there? Yeah he just got bruced so hard.

by Casey Bruce March 4, 2015

Ashlyn Bruce

A morbidly obese man who cannot see his own feet

Ashlyn Bruce

by DB318 June 9, 2021

Brucing

Getting butthurt over a joke

My friend was brucing over a joke

by RonnieC April 21, 2022

Bruce

Bruce is handsome and gentlemen and rich and he can take anyone’s girl.

Bruce is handsome

by kerrrrrrr7j7i December 3, 2021

Bruce

Commonly referred to as the man about town

Look at Bruce, all so worldly and fashionable in his Lululemon, doesn’t he look like he is the man about town.

by Anonymous44! April 24, 2024